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COURT RULES THAT MAN CAN’T QUIT THE GYM

November 3 Blog no comments
London.  The High Court has decreed that Ian Fairmile, 31, cannot quit his local gym without a vote by the gym management and owners. Fairmile joined the gym 2 years ago but found that the facilities were sub-standard, t...

BLAIR KILLS OFF 2nd REFERENDUM HOPES

October 28 Blog no comments
“We should definitely have one” said reviled ex-PM Tony Blair, instantly turning millions off the idea. “Once the British public know the seriousness of the impact Brexit will have I believe they deserve a second referen...

Justin Trudeau: I Am Omnipinionated

October 27 Blog no comments
OTTAWA: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared himself to be officially “Omnipinionated”.  “I hold all opinions to be equally valid” he said in a press conference.  “I believe in diversity, except when it comes to Canada...