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FBI UNCOVER DAMNING CLINTON STRIPY TROUSERS

November 5 Blog no comments

WASHINGTON D.C. The F.B.I. have uncovered shocking photos of a young Hillary Clinton wearing shockingly awful trousers. The image sent her ratings down sharply, whilst support for Donald Trump in the polls received a bo...

COURT RULES THAT MAN CAN’T QUIT THE GYM

November 3 Blog no comments

London. The High Court has decreed that Ian Fairmile, 31, cannot quit his local gym without a vote by the gym management and owners. Fairmile joined the gym 2 years ago but found that the facilities were sub-standard, t...

GOLDILOCKS TAKES TO SOCIAL MEDIA TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE POUND: “IT’S TO...

November 2 Blog no comments

Image: Villains Wiki Notorious trespasser, Goldilocks, took to social media today to launch a series of complaints about the value of Pound Sterling. “First it was too high, waaaaaaaaaa, and now it’s too low, waaaaaaaaa...

CLINTON SUPPORTERS RESPOND WITH “WELL, DOUBLE DUMB-ASS ON YOU!”

October 31 Blog no comments

Looking for a robust counter-argument to claims that Hillary Clinton is guilty of corruption or violations of national security, Democrats have settled on a single, official response: “Well double dumb-ass on you!” The r...

BLAIR KILLS OFF 2nd REFERENDUM HOPES

October 28 Blog no comments

“We should definitely have one” said reviled ex-PM Tony Blair, instantly turning millions off the idea. “Once the British public know the seriousness of the impact Brexit will have I believe they deserve a second referen...

Justin Trudeau: I Am Omnipinionated

October 27 Blog no comments

OTTAWA: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared himself to be officially “Omnipinionated”. “I hold all opinions to be equally valid” he said in a press conference. “I believe in diversity, except when it comes to Canada...

BRITON SETS WORLD RECORD NUMBER OF GENDER IDENTITIES IN ONE DAY

October 25 Blog no comments

Gary Burbage from Bristol, United Kingdom, has set a new world record of the most number of gender identities adopted in a 24 hour period. Starting with cisgender male who presents as male and identifies as male, he quic...

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN HAS TWITTER ACCOUNT SUSPENDED – NSFW

October 24 Blog no comments

Source: Screeninsults.com/Time Warner Controversial Twitter commentator and United States Marine Corps drill instructor, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, had his Twitter account suspended today because he violated the terms an...

PRO-EU GROUPS: PARLIAMENT MUST MAKE LEAVE VOTERS NON-EXISTENT

October 22 Blog no comments

LONDON: A group of activists who support Britain’s membership of the European Union have today lobbied members of Parliament to legally declare all those who voted to leave as not existing. Giles Bratt, who runs the onli...

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