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TIM FARRON: NEXT GOAL WINS?

Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron, MP, called for a chance to reverse the Brexit decision using the old park football rule “next goal wins”. “Right, we’ll start again and whoever gets the next go...
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DEPLORABLES 1-0 CORRUPTIBLES

The world of sport was shocked at the result that the United States Deplorables have snatched a scrappy 1-0 win over their rivals the American Corruptibles. The Deplorables, known for their hard tackling, fouling, coarse...
Source, BBC

COURT RULES THAT MAN CAN’T QUIT THE GYM

London.  The High Court has decreed that Ian Fairmile, 31, cannot quit his local gym without a vote by the gym management and owners. Fairmile joined the gym 2 years ago but found that the facilities were sub-standard, t...