The world of sport was shocked at the result that the United States Deplorables have snatched a scrappy 1-0 win over their rivals the American Corruptibles.

The Deplorables, known for their hard tackling, fouling, coarse brand of sportsmanship spent most of the match trying to match the pace of the Corruptibles but snatched the winner late in injury time.

The Corruptibles tried their usual tactics:  Pre-match trash talking, trying to get the rules changed and attempts to intimidate the referee, James Comey, and had looked on course for a win but hadn’t counted on the unpredictability of the Deplorables and the crowd support for them.

The Deplorables win will mean they avoid a tricky fixture against the Russian Demagogues and instead will play Mexico Illegals with an eye to a final against the People’s Republic of China Authoritarians.


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