COURT RULES THAT MAN CAN’T QUIT THE GYM

London.  The High Court has decreed that Ian Fairmile, 31, cannot quit his local gym without a vote by the gym management and owners. Fairmile joined the gym 2 years ago but found that the facilities were sub-standard, t...

BLAIR KILLS OFF 2nd REFERENDUM HOPES

“We should definitely have one” said reviled ex-PM Tony Blair, instantly turning millions off the idea. “Once the British public know the seriousness of the impact Brexit will have I believe they deserve a second referen...

Justin Trudeau: I Am Omnipinionated

OTTAWA: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared himself to be officially “Omnipinionated”.  “I hold all opinions to be equally valid” he said in a press conference.  “I believe in diversity, except when it comes to Canada...