Author Archives: Nicholas Hughes

LABOUR PARTY REBRANDS ITSELF AS D’OHMENTUM!

March 21 Blog no comments

LONDON….NOW!  The UK Labour party today announced that from now on it would be known as D’ohmentum as a recognition of where it is right now and where it wants to be. “The Labour party of old, and by ol...

BBC CAUGHT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE GUARDIAN

March 6 Blog no comments

SALFORD….NOW!  BBC admits to having elicit affair with the progressive Newspaper.  Says “we’re deeply in love and committed to one another”. It’s been revealed that the nation’s broadc...

WARREN BEATTY SUSPECTED OF HAVING LINKS WITH RUSSIA

February 27 Blog no comments

LOS ANGELES….NOW!  The CIA have disclosed information that they have strong reasons for suspecting Hollywood superstar and sexpot, Warren Beatty, of having sinister connections with the Russian government.  The age...

SQUIRE OF GOTHOS NAMED NEW TWITTER CEO

February 26 Blog no comments

SAN FRANCISCO….NOW! Mercurial, arbitrary, childish and malevolent being deemed ideal to lead the social media website. In a move described as “bold”, “innovative” and “audacious”...

AC GRAYLING FOUND ROAMING STREETS JONESING FOR THE EU

February 20 Blog no comments

LONDON….NOW! Master of the New College of the Humanities and constant Remoaner, A.C. Grayling, was found wandering around the streets of South London, muttering a stream of semi-consciousness whilst Jonesing for th...

SUPERMARKETS CLAMP DOWN ON MYTHICAL “4 LETTUCES/WEEK” SHOP...

February 5 Blog no comments

UNITED KINGDOM……NOW!  Tesco and Sainsburys, two of Britain’s largest supermarket chains, have announced that they will prevent unreal shoppers who buy more than 3 iceberg lettuces in one weekly shop.  &...

CARLTON PALMER, GEOFF THOMAS CALLED UP FOR SHADOW CABINET

January 29 Blog no comments

LONDON….NOW!  Following the resignations of shadow cabinet members Tulip Fromamsterdam and that other person Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has called up former England international footballers Carlton Palmer and Geo...

WAS ROGUE TRIDENT MISSILE AIMING FOR HOLYROOD?

January 23 Blog no comments

LONDON…..NOW!  Prime Minister Theresa May was evasive when asked the question “just where was that Trident missile that went haywire aiming for?” “I have complete confidence in our Trident deterre...

REMAINERS, HRC SUPPORTERS AND THE SNP RALLY BEHIND LOSING GAMBIAN PRES...

January 18 Blog no comments

THE GAMBIA…..NOW!  President Yahya Jammeh, who recently lost his re-election bid for the Gambian presidency and who refuses to accept the result and stand down, has received support from UK and American voters who ...

REMOAN LAUNCH OWN EUROVISION SONG: “WA WA WAAA”

January 17 Blog no comments

LONDON…..NOW!  As Prime Minister Theresa May outlined the plans for the UK’s exiting the European Union, vociferous pro-EU lobbyists announced that they would enter as a rival UK entry in the 2017 Eurovision ...