BLOG TREK DISCOVERY
Already BTD sounds a lot better than STD. OK, so I’ve absorbed Star Trek Discovery’s first two episodes after following the ongoing production developments since the show was announced and now it’s time...
Tag Archives: United States of America
DEMOCRATS: “WE NEVER SAID TRUMP WAS A RUSSIAN STOOGE”
WASHINGTON D.C……..NOW! Leading Democrats tried using the Jedi mind trick to convince millions of voters and media that they never claimed that President Donald Trump was being manipulated by the Russian gove...
WARREN BEATTY SUSPECTED OF HAVING LINKS WITH RUSSIA
LOS ANGELES….NOW! The CIA have disclosed information that they have strong reasons for suspecting Hollywood superstar and sexpot, Warren Beatty, of having sinister connections with the Russian government. The age...
MEDIA STRUGGLING TO ATTACH “-GATE” TO TRUMP ALLEGATIONS
WASHINGTON D.C……NOW! The world’s journalists are having crisis talks this evening to sort out a word ending in “-gate” to describe the allegations that president elect Donald Trump did in a...
CIA ACCUSED OF BEING A FAKE SPY AGENCY
WASHINGTON D.C……NOW! America’s intelligence agency, the CIA have vehemently denied that they are a fake spy agency which should be shut down. “We are definitely real!” said spokesperson Ve...
OBAMA’S PARTING GIFT TO TRUMP: WAR WITH RUSSIA
WASHINGTON DC….NOW! Outgoing United States President, Barack Obama, sent president-elect Donald Trump a little gift to welcome him to the White House: A war with Russia. “I’ve expelled several Russian...
DEPLORABLES 1-0 CORRUPTIBLES
The world of sport was shocked at the result that the United States Deplorables have snatched a scrappy 1-0 win over their rivals the American Corruptibles. The Deplorables, known for their hard tackling, fouling, coarse...
FBI UNCOVER DAMNING CLINTON STRIPY TROUSERS
WASHINGTON D.C. The F.B.I. have uncovered shocking photos of a young Hillary Clinton wearing shockingly awful trousers. The image sent her ratings down sharply, whilst support for Donald Trump in the polls received a bo...
CLINTON SUPPORTERS RESPOND WITH “WELL, DOUBLE DUMB-ASS ON YOU!”
Looking for a robust counter-argument to claims that Hillary Clinton is guilty of corruption or violations of national security, Democrats have settled on a single, official response: “Well double dumb-ass on you!” The r...