JEREMY CORBYN ADMITS: “I MAY HAVE BEEN AT NUREMBURG RALLY”...
ISLINGTON……NOW! The Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, admitted that he had been at a Nazi party rally in Nuremberg but that he “can’t remember whether he said ‘Sig Heil’ or not”. Mr ...
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FANS PAY TRIBUTE TO EDDIE IZZARD’S DEAD WIT
LONDON……..NOW! Fans of the one time comedian Eddie Izzard have paid moving tributes to his once ribald sense of humour, which died recently. “He was an original” said comedy fan Geoff Cheddar R...
STANLEY BALDWIN RAPPED FOR FAILING TO CHOOSE SIDES IN CABLE STREET RIO...
LONDON…..1936. Following the riots, violence and destruction in London’s Cable Street between the British Union of Fascists and the Communist Party of Great Britain the Prime Minister, Sir Stanley Baldwin, co...
BLANK SHEET OF A4 WITH TODAY’S DATE ON IT BECOMES FRENCH PRESIDE...
PARIS…..NOW! A blank sheet of A4 with today’s date on it, which goes by the name of Emmanuel Macron, has beaten crypto-authoritarian and Terri Garr lookalike Marine LePen to be the next French president. The...
NEWSTHUMP CELEBRATES RE-USING THE BREXIT BUS JOKE FOR 1000th TIME
LONDON…….NOW! Satirical website, Newsthump, today celebrated using the infamous Leave campaign’s Brexit bus as the butt of a joke for the 1,000th time. “It’s been a goldmine of humour for ...
IRRITATING HIGH PITCHED WHINING NOISE TRACED TO TIM FARRON
LONDON…..NOW! A highly irritating, high pitched whining sound that has been giving people across the United Kingdom headaches and nausea has been traced to the Liberal Democrat leader, Tim Farron. The whining, wh...
LABOUR PARTY REBRANDS ITSELF AS D’OHMENTUM!
LONDON….NOW! The UK Labour party today announced that from now on it would be known as D’ohmentum as a recognition of where it is right now and where it wants to be. “The Labour party of old, and by ol...
AC GRAYLING FOUND ROAMING STREETS JONESING FOR THE EU
LONDON….NOW! Master of the New College of the Humanities and constant Remoaner, A.C. Grayling, was found wandering around the streets of South London, muttering a stream of semi-consciousness whilst Jonesing for th...
CARLTON PALMER, GEOFF THOMAS CALLED UP FOR SHADOW CABINET
LONDON….NOW! Following the resignations of shadow cabinet members Tulip Fromamsterdam and that other person Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has called up former England international footballers Carlton Palmer and Geo...
REMAINERS, HRC SUPPORTERS AND THE SNP RALLY BEHIND LOSING GAMBIAN PRES...
THE GAMBIA…..NOW! President Yahya Jammeh, who recently lost his re-election bid for the Gambian presidency and who refuses to accept the result and stand down, has received support from UK and American voters who ...