HANDY GUIDE TO THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM
People bandy around political terms such as “the left” or “the right” but they’re too broad classifications. So I jotted down on a pad of A4 (lined, of course) a sliding chart of what parts...
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ANTI-FASCIST FASCISTS CALL NON-FASCIST A FASCIST
DATELINE: ANYWHERE NEAR YOU….NOW! Anti-fascist protestors who hold similar views to actual fascists today protested against those who they deem fascists but who hold views very different to fascism. Meanwhile, a b...
CENTRE-LEFT HOPES TAKE ANOTHER HIT AS BALLS OUT OF STRICTLY
The centre-left of British politics was left reeling and in despair as their last, best hope for their cause was knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing. Plucky, stout former Member of Parliament, Ed Balls was voted off th...
DEPLORABLES 1-0 CORRUPTIBLES
The world of sport was shocked at the result that the United States Deplorables have snatched a scrappy 1-0 win over their rivals the American Corruptibles. The Deplorables, known for their hard tackling, fouling, coarse...
U.S. ELECTION DAY: BRITONS FLOCK TO SOCIAL MEDIA TO VOTE
All across the United Kingdom, millions of Britons cast their votes for the U.S. Presidential election by going online and making their opinions known on Facebook, YouTube and Twitter. Just after 8am GMT well know...
BREXIT RESULT TO BE OVERTURNED IN BBC TALENT CONTEST
A new talent show will debut on BBC1 this winter called “The Brex Factor”. In it, contestants will pitch an idea on how to overturn the referendum result using the medium of song, dance, comedy or spurious legal challeng...
COURT RULES THAT MAN CAN’T QUIT THE GYM
London. The High Court has decreed that Ian Fairmile, 31, cannot quit his local gym without a vote by the gym management and owners. Fairmile joined the gym 2 years ago but found that the facilities were sub-standard, t...
CLINTON SUPPORTERS RESPOND WITH “WELL, DOUBLE DUMB-ASS ON YOU!”
Looking for a robust counter-argument to claims that Hillary Clinton is guilty of corruption or violations of national security, Democrats have settled on a single, official response: “Well double dumb-ass on you!” The r...
BLAIR KILLS OFF 2nd REFERENDUM HOPES
“We should definitely have one” said reviled ex-PM Tony Blair, instantly turning millions off the idea. “Once the British public know the seriousness of the impact Brexit will have I believe they deserve a second referen...
Justin Trudeau: I Am Omnipinionated
OTTAWA: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared himself to be officially “Omnipinionated”. “I hold all opinions to be equally valid” he said in a press conference. “I believe in diversity, except when it comes to Canada...