Author Archives: Nicholas Hughes

MEDIA STRUGGLING TO ATTACH “-GATE” TO TRUMP ALLEGATIONS

January 12 Blog no comments

WASHINGTON D.C……NOW!  The world’s journalists are having crisis talks this evening to sort out a word ending in “-gate” to describe the allegations that president elect Donald Trump did in a...

CIA ACCUSED OF BEING A FAKE SPY AGENCY

January 11 Blog no comments

WASHINGTON D.C……NOW!  America’s intelligence agency, the CIA have vehemently denied that they are a fake spy agency which should be shut down.  “We are definitely real!” said spokesperson Ve...

PEOPLE WITH LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER TO DO PROTEST “REALLY BRITI...

January 1 Blog no comments

LONDON….NOW!  A group of outraged residents of Muswell Hill, London, with absolutely nothing better to do with their lives have launched a campaign against local shop “Really British” which specialises ...

OBAMA’S PARTING GIFT TO TRUMP: WAR WITH RUSSIA

January 1 Blog no comments

WASHINGTON DC….NOW!  Outgoing United States President, Barack Obama, sent president-elect Donald Trump a little gift to welcome him to the White House:  A war with Russia. “I’ve expelled several Russian...

NASTY FLU BUG GOING AROUND BLAMED ON RUSSIAN HACKERS

December 20 Blog no comments

That nasty coldy-fluey bug that’s been going around your kids’ school and at your work has been blamed on Russian hackers, it has been claimed.  Labour MP Jess Fricker said in an interview that “I’...

OXFORD UNIVERSITY: “VE HAF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!”

December 13 Blog no comments

The student’s union of Oxford University has declared that all students must use gender neutral pronouns such as “ze” and “zhey” when referring to each other, even if it does make the speake...

HANDY GUIDE TO THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM

December 11 Blog no comments

People bandy around political terms such as “the left” or “the right” but they’re too broad classifications.  So I jotted down on a pad of A4 (lined, of course) a sliding chart of what parts...

ANTI-FASCIST FASCISTS CALL NON-FASCIST A FASCIST

December 5 Blog no comments

DATELINE: ANYWHERE NEAR YOU….NOW! Anti-fascist protestors who hold similar views to actual fascists today protested against those who they deem fascists but who hold views very different to fascism.  Meanwhile, a b...

WORLD’S DESPOTS GATHER IN HAVANA TO MOURN THEIR HERO

November 30 Blog no comments

Leaders from the most despotic, authoritarian and corrupt nations in the world gathered in Havana, Cuba today to pay tribute to a true giant in the world of despotic, corrupt authoritarians:  Fidel Castro. “We were...

CENTRE-LEFT HOPES TAKE ANOTHER HIT AS BALLS OUT OF STRICTLY

November 28 Blog no comments

The centre-left of British politics was left reeling and in despair as their last, best hope for their cause was knocked out of Strictly Come Dancing.  Plucky, stout former Member of Parliament, Ed Balls was voted off th...