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NIGEL FARAGE LOOKS LIKE HE’S UNDERGOING A COLONOSCOPY

To me, when I see photos of UKIP leader Nigel Farage it often looks like he’s undergoing a colonoscopy or some other invasive procedure to his rectum. Don’t believe me? Have a look at these:

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“You might feel some slight discomfort, Mr Farage”

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Ooh, hello Doctor!

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“AAARRGGH! ME EMMA FREUDS!”

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“I think I’ve just changed my opinion about same-sex relationships”

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“ONE…FINGER…ONE…THUMB…AAARRGGH…KEEP…MO-…VING!”

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“I THINK YOU’VE FOUND SOMETHING THERE, DOC!”

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“That feels….interesting!”

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“Is the rubber pipe REALLY necessary?”

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“That doesn’t feel like a tiny camera!”

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“TOO FAR! TOO FAR! RETRACT THE DEVICE! I SAID, RETRACT THE DEVICE!”

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“DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME? I SAID RETRACT THE DEVICE!”

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“NGH! I think you’ve hit the sweet spot there!”

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“You may feel a slight prick, Mr Farage”

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“What do you mean, you’ve lost a thermometer up there?”

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Ring Pucker Factor 4!

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