NIGEL FARAGE LOOKS LIKE HE’S UNDERGOING A COLONOSCOPY
To me, when I see photos of UKIP leader Nigel Farage it often looks like he’s undergoing a colonoscopy or some other invasive procedure to his rectum. Don’t believe me? Have a look at these:
“You might feel some slight discomfort, Mr Farage”
Ooh, hello Doctor!
“AAARRGGH! ME EMMA FREUDS!”
“I think I’ve just changed my opinion about same-sex relationships”
“I THINK YOU’VE FOUND SOMETHING THERE, DOC!”
“Is the rubber pipe REALLY necessary?”
“That doesn’t feel like a tiny camera!”
“TOO FAR! TOO FAR! RETRACT THE DEVICE! I SAID, RETRACT THE DEVICE!”
“DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME? I SAID RETRACT THE DEVICE!”
“NGH! I think you’ve hit the sweet spot there!”
“You may feel a slight prick, Mr Farage”
“What do you mean, you’ve lost a thermometer up there?”
Ring Pucker Factor 4!