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Here’s my random thought for the day; have you ever noticed how in a 70’s disaster movie, it’s always Robert Wagner’s fault? Who installed the dodgy wiring that caused the fire? Who cut back on th...
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The Stepford Blogs

So here’s my problem with the whole Stepford saga… “You see, Alan, what we do is eliminate your wife and replace her with a perfect robot replica. One that is completely submissive and obedient to you.&...
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It is a moment of joy when us lowly FTP contraptions has the honor of uploading yet another gem of a radio sketch! Usually, with the Rhubba honchos it´s a daily grind of downloading porn and then more porn and so on 🙁 Wr...
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Before I kill you, Mr Blog

So, I’m back after seeing “Skyfall”. I always knew it was going to be good. It’s the 3rd Daniel Craig Bond movie and the rule is that the third movie a Bond actor does is the defining one of their era: Goldfinger, The Sp...
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Judi Bowker

JUDI BOWKER by NICHOLAS HUGHES When I was growing up in the 1970’s and Saturday TV in the daytime meant watching The Flashing Blade or Swap Shop and drooling over Action Man adverts, my boys’ own junior machi...
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For Christmas I was given a fitness DVD. Not just any fitness DVD with celebrities, fads and patronising left, right and centre. This one appealed to me right from the word go…. “TOTAL FITNESS” Notice t...