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Author Archives: Nicholas Hughes
Pissing With Confidence
These days a man needs to know where he stands, how he stands and how far he should stand from another man.
Blog on Blog
Here’s my random thought for the day; have you ever noticed how in a 70’s disaster movie, it’s always Robert Wagner’s fault? Who installed the dodgy wiring that caused the fire? Who cut back on th...
The Stepford Blogs
So here’s my problem with the whole Stepford saga… “You see, Alan, what we do is eliminate your wife and replace her with a perfect robot replica. One that is completely submissive and obedient to you.&...
Appliances
It is a moment of joy when us lowly FTP contraptions has the honor of uploading yet another gem of a radio sketch! Usually, with the Rhubba honchos it´s a daily grind of downloading porn and then more porn and so on 🙁 Wr...
Dating Agency
The last eligible man on Earth is finally about to meet his soul mate, no thanks to the Date-O-Tron 500! Hugh: Stuart Packer Tony: Stuart Morrison Written by: Nicholas Hughes Engineer: Stefan Inglis at Antenna Studios
Before I kill you, Mr Blog
So, I’m back after seeing “Skyfall”. I always knew it was going to be good. It’s the 3rd Daniel Craig Bond movie and the rule is that the third movie a Bond actor does is the defining one of their era: Goldfinger, The Sp...
Nicky Henson
by DANIEL OLIVER “O.K. I want long hair, I want cocky, I want leathers. I want the man most likely to get my daughter up the duff. There’s only one guy in the frame here, and as luck would have it, he’...
Foley
Tackling the serious issues in life! In this weeks episode we’re looking at ASS.
Marriage Preparation
Are you properly armed for what it takes?