Blog Beauty
Women, eh? Women, eh? What do you do about them? What doooooooooo you do about them? Wifey is on at me these days about my hand gestures. What’s that about? Apparently, she objects to me doing “camp handsR...
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Blog’s Your Uncle
Ugh, still got a cold but at least I’m not claiming it’s flu, unlike 90% of men in my position. Anyway, last night I took some flu capsules (what? What? You can still take flu capsules even with a cold, you k...
Blog on Blog
Here’s my random thought for the day; have you ever noticed how in a 70’s disaster movie, it’s always Robert Wagner’s fault? Who installed the dodgy wiring that caused the fire? Who cut back on th...
The Stepford Blogs
So here’s my problem with the whole Stepford saga… “You see, Alan, what we do is eliminate your wife and replace her with a perfect robot replica. One that is completely submissive and obedient to you.&...
Before I kill you, Mr Blog
So, I’m back after seeing “Skyfall”. I always knew it was going to be good. It’s the 3rd Daniel Craig Bond movie and the rule is that the third movie a Bond actor does is the defining one of their era: Goldfinger, The Sp...
Blog Trotter
For Christmas I was given a fitness DVD. Not just any fitness DVD with celebrities, fads and patronising left, right and centre. This one appealed to me right from the word go…. “TOTAL FITNESS” Notice t...
Chip off the old blog
Greetings. Sorry things have been delayed but I’ve been on my deathbed for the last couple of weeks. I thought I had Lympkin’s Non-Attenuated Pulminary Phage but it turned out to be a cold. Apparently the sym...
Captains Blog
What are BBC documentaries becoming? Today I noticed they’re repeating “The Future Is Wild” for the school holidays; it’s a show about what life on Earth will be like in 100 million years time and...
Blog Brush
Well, we’re all gearing up for the proper launch of this thing; just got to get some actual films online for you lot to look at because, let’s face it there’s not much to do on here right now except adm...